Dearranged Copmutre Keyboard

Skillful people use keyboards with blank keys. Insane people use this.
Look closely! I think it is talking to you.

Funfact: This keyboard is more than 20 years old, and after accumulated frustration with increasingly horrible manufacturing quality from Cherry, I recommissioned it recently. That means I reordered all the keys, oiled some metal bars, cleaned it and I am writing this very text here on that ancient keyboard.
I'll have to be extra-careful not to spill a drink over this one, or I'm screwed.